Dear Jae Lee: See you in another life, brotha! ...and that's too bad because I sorta liked you. Well, until this episode, but you didn't have to die!
Dear Writers: What happened to the story?
Dear Self: What happened to my interest?
Dear ABC: It's after 2 a.m. PST, and the episode isn't up. You lie. I missed the first few seconds, and I want to watch it.
Dear Ben & Jerry's: I'm not buying. If you want me to want to purchase your product, claymation is NOT the way to go.
Dear T-Mobile: Hee hee. Hee hee hee.