Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Bacon Test: Movie Quotes

This post was inspired by banana. So, I'm going to give you the movie quote with bacon in it, and you're going to try to guess the movie. The answers will be in the comments. (Also, don't forget to vote on the poll. I will try to follow the results.)

1. "What about that other girl? What's her name? The one he met in the bar."
"Ashley Bartlett Bacon."
"All I know is she was pretty high and mighty for someone named after breakfast meat. "

2. (This one is from a TV show, but I just love the quote.)
"Lisa, honey are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"No."
"Ham?"
"No."
"Pork chops?"
"Dad, those all come from the same animal!"
"Oh yeah right, Lisa, a wonderful magical animal!"

3. "What are you doing!"
"We made us some nice crispy bacon!"
"We saved some for you, Mr. *****."
"Put it out, you fools!"

4. "Hello, Captain Over, what would you like for breakfast, over."
"I'd like eggs over bacon."
"Ok, I got that eggs over, over Captain Over."
"Ok, over and out."
"Ok, eggs over, Captain Over, over."

5. "What IS this?"
"It's bacon. I knew you didn't like all of the grease from fried bacon. So I boiled it."

6. "I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice. "

7. "3 pork combos, extra bacon on the side, 2 chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?"
"3 oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill. Got it."

8. "What is this?"
"That would be lettuce."
"Lettuce? Lettuce?!?!"
"Its a vegetable, ******. The men need the four basic food groups."
"I got your four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey and lard."

9. "I'm gonna have a cheeseburger with bacon...extra bacon."

10. "Say, I smell bacon. Does anyone else smell bacon?"
"Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type. "

*Bonus: "Are you achen' (glub, glub) for some bacon?"

Good luck. Let me know how you did in the comments. I think I would have gotten five or six of them.

17 comments:

Cardine said...

Answers:

1. While You Were Sleeping
2. The Simpsons
3. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
4. Airplane II: The Sequel
5. Better Off Dead
6. Clueless
7. The Emperor's New Groove
8. Atlantis
9. Signs
10. Wayne's World

Cardine said...

*Bonus: The Lion King

(For some reason, I thought the answer was in my comments of that other post, but it wasn't!)

julie said...

I didn't know Airplane II, Clueless, Atlantis, Signs, or Wayne's World. Basically, I got 50%. It was fun, though!

Now I want to watch Emperor's New Groove. I love that show.

tearese said...

I got 2 and 5, and the bonus. I should have got more of them.

Emily said...

I got 1 2 and 6. I really should have gotten 3 and bonus though. The only reason I got 2 right was from the name. I really haven't ever watched The Simpsons.

Sarah said...

I got 1, 2 & 5 (ditto about the Simpsons). Thanks for the game!

Sarah said...

Oh... and bacon for dessert...? I didn't vote for that one, but I would like to know what recipes you find in that area.

Mellissa said...

I knew While You Were Sleeping, The Simpsons (I admit that shamefully), The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, The Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis, and the bonus. He's a big pig. You can be a big pig, too.

On a funny side note, Ben was eating some gingersnaps at a meeting when he worked at the Boys' Ranch in Panguitch. He thought they tasted really...strange, like some kind of meat. He asked the woman who made them what was in them, which is not a wise thing if you find something tasting strange. Her response was, "Yeah, they have a special ingredient. Bacon grease." Since then, we jokingly refer to them as "meatsnaps." Ew.

Laurel said...

I got: 1, 5, & 6.
Ben got: 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, & 10.
Wow, he creamed me. Cool post!

Cardine said...

Yay! I'm glad you guys played! Yay! And hooray that you could get some of them. Sometimes movie quotes are really hard.

Mellissa - You have to be kidding about the meatsnaps. Well, I guess that answers Sarah's question about the bacon dessert!

Laurel - I noticed that together, you and your husband would have only missed one. There is some kind of eternal principal here, I think.

KieraAnne said...

1-While you were Sleeping
2-Simpsons
3- Fellowship of the Ring
4-?
5-Better off Dead
6- Clueless
7-Emperors New Groove (?)
8- ?
9-?
10-Waynes World
Bonus:Lion King

banana said...

Horray!!
Thanks for the post. I got 2, 4, 7 and the bonus. I thought of Clueless for #6, but I wasn't sure.

I am working on my bacon recipe. (For those of you who wonder, I don't eat bacon very often.)

ShellBell said...

okay a few sounded familiar, but I just couldn't remember. So, I guess I am not so good with tests of bacon. I do have a reasonable excuse (if you know what it is). But I did know #2.

Booklogged said...

I didn't recognize any. I'm just not good with movie quotes. Oh well, it was fun reading them.

cash said...

It might be said that I watch too many movies, because I got eight right, plus the bonus. Or maybe I just like movies with bacon?

Cardine said...

Wow, cash. EIGHT!?! That's really good.

Cash said...

Embarrassing might be more like it. I didn't know Atlantis or Wayne's World.