This post was inspired by banana. So, I'm going to give you the movie quote with bacon in it, and you're going to try to guess the movie. The answers will be in the comments. (Also, don't forget to vote on the poll. I will try to follow the results.)
1. "What about that other girl? What's her name? The one he met in the bar."
"Ashley Bartlett Bacon."
"All I know is she was pretty high and mighty for someone named after breakfast meat. "
2. (This one is from a TV show, but I just love the quote.)
"Lisa, honey are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"Dad, those all come from the same animal!"
"Oh yeah right, Lisa, a wonderful magical animal!"
3. "What are you doing!"
"We made us some nice crispy bacon!"
"We saved some for you, Mr. *****."
"Put it out, you fools!"
4. "Hello, Captain Over, what would you like for breakfast, over."
"I'd like eggs over bacon."
"Ok, I got that eggs over, over Captain Over."
"Ok, over and out."
"Ok, eggs over, Captain Over, over."
5. "What IS this?"
"It's bacon. I knew you didn't like all of the grease from fried bacon. So I boiled it."
6. "I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice. "
7. "3 pork combos, extra bacon on the side, 2 chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?"
"3 oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill. Got it."
8. "What is this?"
"That would be lettuce."
"Its a vegetable, ******. The men need the four basic food groups."
"I got your four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey and lard."
9. "I'm gonna have a cheeseburger with bacon...extra bacon."
10. "Say, I smell bacon. Does anyone else smell bacon?"
"Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type. "
*Bonus: "Are you achen' (glub, glub) for some bacon?"
Good luck. Let me know how you did in the comments. I think I would have gotten five or six of them.