I am a dreamer. I have always been able to imagine stories in my head both when I'm awake and when I am in deep slumber. In the days when I used to have trouble sleeping when I was younger, I would try to lull myself to sleep imagining some ongoing stories with myself as the protagonist. I would think about my next visit to Disneyland or perhaps living in another era. Perhaps I was a pirate or living in the 1800s. Sometimes I used to insert myself into a movie and then the movie plot would change because I was there.
But anyway, I typically will have strange dreams when I'm actually sleeping and not be able to remember them about an hour after I wake up. It's a pity, too, because some of my dreams are sooooo zany and probably pretty hilarious. Or at least I think that they are when I wake up.
For example, I woke up today, and I had had this really intense dream about mayonnaise. Seriously. I can't remember exactly the details, but the center character in the dream was mayonnaise. Why I dreamed about mayonnaise? I'm not sure. I did have some with my tuna for lunch today. I also recently heard or saw a really weird commercial that was about Miracle Whip calling mayonnaise boring or something. I didn't really pay attention to it and a 30 second trip to YouTube yielded no results, so I'm not entirely sure what it entailed. I can't imagine that it would have forced me to dream about mayonnaise's creamy, fatty goodness.
Anyway, what I want to know is:
1 - Do you prefer mayonnaise, Miracle Whip, either, or neither?
2 - Do you dream?
3 - Do you remember your dreams?
4 - What is a really weird dream that you've had?