The most creepy and foreboding thing is happening. Hotels.com is doing this promotion where they are having people make themselves into Claymation! Ew! Scary! Can you imagine? They are going to have these Claymation commercials and we are all going to be subjected to it! Ugh!
I am so scared that they'll put the commercials online for me to watch while I'm exercising/watching The Price Is Right. I would have to consider not watching The Price Is Right if that happens. I've almost had to quit watching it because of those awful Geico commercials. Especially that woodchuck one. I have to plug my ears and go to the happy place whenever that comes on. I want to chuck wood at the woodchucks to get them to stop.
So anyway, just to be weird and shock you, my blog readers, and perhaps because I may or may not have made a resolution to get over my fear of Claymation/3D/stop-action animation/cross-dressers/people with too much plastic surgery, I have turned myself into Claymation on their site. I put on ears that would make some of my British ancestors proud. I hope you like it. They also have a name generator that give you a vacationy name (they gave mine Betty Relaxson), and they have a sort of Mad Libs. I chose mine to be kind of about a yeti. Of course I would pick a yeti because I like that word. Yeti, yeti, yeti. Oh, and also because it's an abominable snowman. Oh, and also because if I ever see someone wearing an overly furry outfit, I will always think of it as a yeti costume because of the movie "About A Boy."
Oh yeah, right. I was going to show you myself with big ears and whitish-blue lips in Claymation form. Enjoy creepy me!